Sanders Wins Madden

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Former Detroit Lions legendary running back Barry Sanders rushed for 15,269 yards and 109 touchdowns in a nine-year NFL career – that’s an average of 1,697 yards and 12 TD’s per year. That’s astonishing. So it’s no real surprise that Sanders easily beat out Minnesota Vikings’ running back Adrian Peterson – by a convincing, 58%-42%… [Continue Reading]

Bama, LSU Offer 8th Grader Football Schollie, Extended Bedtime Hours

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Alabama and Louisiana State – not a pair of institutions you freely associate with high SAT scores – have both offered running back/linebacker Dylan Moses from Baton Rouge a scholarship, which is fine except for the fact that Moses is an eighth grader and has yet to actually enter high school. Moses is not your… [Continue Reading]

Ravens Defeat Arrogant Patriot F***ers, Belichick’s Head Explodes Afterward

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The New England Patriots haven’t won a Super Bowl since 2004, but they’ve been there plenty of times over the last decade, so you know they don’t have to Google or MapQuest directions to New Orleans, especially when they were leading at halftime at home in Foxborough over Baltimore. But then there was Patriots’ quarterback… [Continue Reading]

49ers Love Georgia’s Peaches, Shake Atlanta’s Tree

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The San Francisco 49ers were down 17 points to the Atlanta Falcons in the NFC Championship game before they had even figured out what was the best way to get out of Georgia and to New Orleans for the Super Bowl next month. Then, sometime in the second quarter, they had an epiphany – score… [Continue Reading]

Feign An Injury While Watching This Video

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The most watched advertisement video on YouTube in 2012 is for Nike Football [the European definition] depicting various soccer stars in anticipation of Euro 2012 earlier this year – the ad has been viewed over 21 million times with reports of red cards for faking carpal tunnel in Spain…

Food, Football, Fart – The Thanksgiving Trio

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Most American males rejoice today as the country celebrates the only major holiday where it is completely acceptable to gorge yourself with as much food as humanly possible while also not being required to help out in the kitchen, retire to the living room, family room or – if you have one – the den… [Continue Reading]

Oregon To Make New Loser Uniforms

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Top-ranked Kansas State and second-ranked Oregon both lost in the same night – clearing the way for an Ohio State-Notre Dame national championship game…well, if the Poisonous Nuts hadn’t cheated…so OSU will have to claim the national championship outright if they beat rival Michigan this week and finish the year undefeated. Meanwhile, Oregon’s 17-14 upset… [Continue Reading]

Pac-12 Media Picks USC To Win Conference, Sun To Rise Tomorrow

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It doesn’t quite rank up there with Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity, but the Pac-12 media – notorious for never going out on a limb – dipped their toes in the southern California pool and selected USC to win the 2012 Pac-12 football title. Although the Trojans have been known to cheat to get players… [Continue Reading]

Unhappy Valley

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It was not the death penalty that SMU received, nor was it the near-death experience penalty that USC received, it was more like an assisted-death penalty that Penn State’s football program received from the NCAA in the aftermath of its notorious child sex abuse scandal. In exchange for harboring a pedophile and looking the other… [Continue Reading]

BCS Almost Ready To Join The 21st Century With College Football Playoff System

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The BCS took a baby step toward joining the 21st century by leaning toward a four-team playoff for college football in 2014 – a small step toward the eventual larger playoff later.

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