Megan Fox Signs Up For Some April Whining And Dining

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You would think that if you were an actress and you described your director as a Nazi and a “nightmare” to work for, the director would kick you off his film and the two of you would never cross paths again. Such is not the case – evidently – for Megan Fox, who signed on… [Continue Reading]

Paul Walker Shoots A Brick

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Chances are, about 10 years ago, you never heard of parkour – the distinctly urban “sport” of leaping/climbing from building to building or fence or whatever without the use of climbing gear or any other device to protect the family jewels. It could be that you have still not heard of parkour, after all, it’s… [Continue Reading]

Minions Get Villain, Buy More Golf Clubs

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The voice behind the villain for the new 3D animated “Minions” film spinoff from “Despicable Me” will be Sandra Bullock, setting forth a golf club buying spree amongst the Minions – as a mastery of golf may be their only hope of survival. Bullock will voice-play Scarlett Overkill who, like so many other baddies, is… [Continue Reading]

Keaton Signed For NFS: Bugatti! Bugatti! Bugatti!

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As we learned in “Beetlejuice”, when you want an underground figure to run your supercar race from New York to Los Angeles – all you have to do is say the “B” word three times – but, of course, you might get more than you wished. Michael Keaton has signed on as the eccentric host… [Continue Reading]

Mr. Peabody And Sherman Get Put In The Wayback Machine

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If a person were ever able to crawl into their personal Wayback Machine and watch the travails of Mr. Peabody and Sherman from the “Rocky & Bullwinkle” cartoon show from the 1960s, then compare the writing and topics of those cartoons versus today’s creations – there might be either better cartoons today or no people… [Continue Reading]

Agent 47 Gets Scanned As ‘Can Of Corn’ Instead Of New Movie

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A movie based on the video game of the same name was released in 2007, it was called “Hitman” and starred Timothy Olyphant as the aforementioned hitman who has a barcode tat on the back of his shaved head. Perhaps you never heard of it or wished you had never heard of it, but either… [Continue Reading]

Show You The Money, I Will

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All these years, the force was with George Lucas and now that he sold Star Wars film franchise along with all his other belongings to Disney in a $4 billion garage sale last year, the Mouse is beginning to roar with news that not only will the next three episodes of the epic film series… [Continue Reading]

Pratt Selected to Work Alongside Gun-Toting Raccoon

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Chris Pratt probably never thought his career would include a chance to work alongside Rocket Raccoon, but the actor [Andy from “Parks and Recreation”] was announced to play Star-Lord, the leader of a rag-tag cosmic group that makes up the Marvel Comics-based “Guardians of the Galaxy” [which includes Rocket the gun-toting raccoon, Groot the Tree,... [Continue Reading]

Captain America Needs A Love Shack – Tin Roof, Rusted

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Everybody would have liked to have seen a superhero-villain hookup between Captain America and Black Widow but Chris Evans, otherwise known as Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America in his first two films in the superhero film franchise may still require the need for a love shack as the female love interest lead for… [Continue Reading]

Arnie Signs Up As Grandpa Terminator: Are You Sarah Connor? I Forget…

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed that he was so disgusted – almost as disgusted as the general public was with his most recent film, “The Last Stand” – with the CG version of himself in “Terminator: Salvation” [the fourth installment of the sci-fi film franchise] that he had to come back and set matters straight in… [Continue Reading]

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