007 Arrives Before Valentine’s Day, Saving Millions Of Guys

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As most males are aware – or who have been painfully made to be aware – the highly manufactured “holiday” of Valentine’s Day is fast approaching [Thursday, if you must ask] when the normal cost of courting and wooing will triple [if you count the emotional cost]. Fortunately for them, MGM decided to give the… [Continue Reading]

Batman Returns – Joker Reportedly Pissed

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Batman goes up against the Joker in a familiar battle – but encourages his bat-minions to stop using guns and use brains and fists instead in what has to be in solid contention for the Oxymoron of the Century competition. “Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2″ releases in a Blu-ray/DVD/Ultraviolet combo pack on January… [Continue Reading]

Search Party Gets Lost Looking For Sugar Man DVD

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Men going by a single name are usually found in soccer in South America and that means trying to figure out if one name makes them better or merely more obscure. In the case of the American musician named Rodriguez, it meant obscure. The documentary “Searching For Sugar Man” is being released for Blu-ray and… [Continue Reading]

The Man Who Knew Too Much Returns 20% Of Knowledge

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Alfred Hitchcock made many memorable movies and he began his film-making legacy way back in 1934 with “The Man Who Knew Too Much” – starring Peter Lorre and about an innocent British couple on vacation in Switzerland when their daughter is suddenly kidnapped by spies and – this being 1934 – everybody mostly responded by… [Continue Reading]

Bruce Lee Continues To Kick Your Ass From Beyond

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Bruce Lee was a physical anomaly and a cultural phenomenon – but as a male, all your testosterone needs to know about Mr. Lee is the quote he gave before the release of his seminal chop-socky flick “Enter The Dragon” in which he says all he wants to do is “make the fuckingest action motion… [Continue Reading]

Slow Boat Finally Arrives From China – Full Of Assassins

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“The Assassins” is not merely another chop-socky flick – it actually has depth, character development, love interests, pathos – but if you’re they typical male dude, you’re only going to be interested in it for the fights, and it has plenty of those. The film stars Chow Yun-Fat and is set 2000 years ago where… [Continue Reading]

If All Highways Were Only Hot Wheels Tracks…

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Who would win a drag race – or go broke from the gasoline bills – between a 1955 Chevrolet and a 1959 El Camino? This is the existentialist question asked by the film “Two-Lane Blacktop” which became available on Blu-ray this week. There are four reasons to watch this film – to see singer James… [Continue Reading]

Archer: Season 3 Is About To Unload On Your Face

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The Season Four debut of sexed-up, drunkard superspy “Archer” is next week [January 17] but the release of Season Three Blu-ray and DVD is this week – featuring all the episodes from last season [including the best ones with Burt Reynolds and George Takei], an extended version of “Heart of Archness” and Archer’s answering machine… [Continue Reading]

Dog Dead Afternoon

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Sparky is reborn – yet again – as the Blu-ray and DVD of “Frankenweenie” is set to release this week. Based on Tim Burton’s short [much better] film in 1984, Victor Frankenstein’s dog Sparky is killed by a car while chasing a baseball [since the film is in black and white, one can only assume... [Continue Reading]

Goodbye 2012, Hello 2013

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Using non-Mayan, current human time-keeping methods, we are mere hours away from the year 2013 and it has been quite a ride, so what better way to say so long to 2012 than to join Giant Release in taking a ride on a rocket – specifically a booster rocket attached to a space shuttle –… [Continue Reading]

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