Muppets 2 On The Way – Bork! Bork! Bork!

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The sequel to last year’s “Muppets” is on the way and Fox News analysts are already interpreting it as a sign of the impending apocalypse.

Send In The Clown

Danny McBride [of "Eastbound & Down" fame] becomes a Danish “Clown” and hilarity is reportedly preparing to ensue.

Who’s Got The Over/Under On The Cayman Islands?

Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck will star in a new film about the offshore online gaming industry and yacht colors entitled “Runner, Runner”.

Techno-Wanking 101

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson team up again – this time for a comedy about old school salesmen who just don’t get all this newfangled techno-wanking.

Kate Upton’s Nun-kini Sends Catholics Scrambling Into Confessional Booths

Kate Upton plays Sister Bernice in “The Three Stooges” and she just wants to enjoy a swim like nuns typically do – what’s so wrong with that?

Ross Takes Food Off Hunger Games’ Plate

Director Gary Ross has declined to direct the sequel to the recent monster hit “The Hunger Games” – cites lack of time machine to help him prepare.

A Vampire Changes The Dictator’s Vacation Rental House Plans

“The Dictator” was scheduled to release on May 11, 2012 – but now it’s not and it’s all because of a vampire named Barnabas Collins.

Shaken And Stirred

Heineken shakes up a bottle of beer and sprays it in the face of James Bond as Agent 007 switches to beer instead of his signature martinis for the next film in the series, “Skyfall”.

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