WildStar Lures Men With New MMO Featuring Giant Breasts

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Nobody is much surprised any longer when a new video game is about to be released and it features kick-ass female characters with giant digi-breasts – call it the Lara Croft Effect – so, males, try and keep your eyeballs off the stationary digi-breasts of this hillbilly-speechifyin’ female character as she tells you all about… [Continue Reading]

Cat Beats Out Dried Booger As New Monopoly Game Piece

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Something had to go – the iron, the shoe or the wheelbarrow – from the Monopoly game, so Hasbro put it to a popular vote and fans decided that they still needed a shoe and wheelbarrow but an iron was not required for financial domination. To replace the iron, the contenders were a cat, robot,… [Continue Reading]

With North Korean Market Full Of Nutballs, China Brings Martial Arts MMO To West

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If you liked any of those chop-socky films of yore or merely like eating Chinese food with chopsticks which you can then fashion into dangerous weapons of death to subdue your adversary who has taken the form of an evil dragon of the underworld, then you will most surely be interested in playing “Age of… [Continue Reading]

Omerta Makes You A Deal You Can’t Refuse

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“Omerta: City of Gangsters” is set to deploy its crime families next week but if you go to the online Omerta MMO, create a profile and get a voucher code, then once you reach Associate level in the console game, you will be eligible for various prizes such as tablets, free lasagna dinners from Guido’s… [Continue Reading]

Workers Everywhere Get An Hour Break Today For Google’s Zamboni Day

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Professional hockey begins again on Saturday but screw that – today is Zamboni Day! Courtesy of the latest Google doodle, people visiting the main Google search page will be greeted with a Zamboni ice-clearing game in honor of what would have been inventor Frank Zamboni’s 112th birthday and guaranteeing that no work will get done… [Continue Reading]

Free Is A Very Good Price

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“TERA” launched as a subscription-based MMO last year but discovered that if it wanted to stay in operation then free is a very good price. The South Korean-based MMO becomes the latest subscription-based MMO to adopt the free-to-play model – which will be called “TERA: Rising” – after spending nine months in 2012 as a… [Continue Reading]

Millions Of Thumbs Damaged As Twitterati Wars Erupt In Tweeria

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It could be something as simple as a tweet that “the taxi cab driver just farted” – but that simple cabbie flatulence could send a fireball of doom toward one of your friends or followers on Twitter in a new MMO game called “Tweeria” where mere tweets could be the difference between life and death… [Continue Reading]

EverQuest Next To Reveal Largest Sandbox Ever, Orders Extra Sand From Bahamas

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Sony’s newest MMO “EverQuest Next” is being touted as the largest sandbox video game ever. Of course, that’s coming from one of the company’s gaming executives so you can be sure there is no hyperbole – but the newest version of the franchise is said to be an alternate world to Norrath where events and… [Continue Reading]

New Flight Simulator Game Offers Everything Except Frequent Flier Miles

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This time of year, the airports are a zoo, the seats are cramped and the guy next to you keeps farting at inappropriate times. What can you do beside sign up for the newest MMO flight simulator game “Saitek Combat Fighter” – but you will need Microsoft’s Flight Simulator X first – which provides you… [Continue Reading]

Pathfinder Finds Big Clump Of Sand In Its Shorts

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With the exception of only a few MMO’s these days –“World of Warcraft” and “EVE Online” – the MMO gaming industry is mostly gravitating toward the F2P [free to play] model. “Pathfinder Online” will try to buck that trend by producing a sandbox MMO [emphasizing player experiences] located on Crusader Road in the Rivers Kingdom… [Continue Reading]

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