Madden’s March Madness

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We are a single solitary week away from the biggest collective male orgasm in the country – a little something called March Madness – and EA Sports has decided to get in on a little of that action by presenting a 64-player bracket to potential users to vote on who should grace the cover of… [Continue Reading]

Madden Sees I-Formation And Calls Social Blitz

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When EA Sports says Madden NFL 13 says goes social, they don’t necessarily mean the Green Bay Packers will be calling up to ask if they should bring the potato salad to the BBQ next weekend [which is fine, because that’s the Carolina Panthers’ job]. What they mean is more along the lines of they… [Continue Reading]

Show Us Your Boat

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Sony was driving for a touchdown and just tossed a pick in the end zone in promoting their PlayStation Vita gaming device – this time for the newest Madden football game. For starters, the proper term is showboating – “pea” and “cock” are two words that should never be used in manly conversations about football,… [Continue Reading]

It….Lives

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When last seen, the website Games.com was in one of those bad movies with poor acting and cheap special effects, being sucked down a sinkhole called AOL, grasping for anything solid that could keep afloat like a Snickers bar, a folding chair or something cheap that the film company could afford. Alas, down it went… [Continue Reading]

A Battle Cattle Call

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In two short months, Sony will unleash plans to unleash pure chaos upon an unsuspecting general public in its “PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale” as characters from many of its popular games confront each other on various battlegrounds in an all-out melee to determine world supremacy [at least in the PlayStation universe, anyway]. The game is… [Continue Reading]

It’s All In The Wrist

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Ah, old school foosball – the accusations of cheating, the smell of beer on plastic, the flinging of manly insults and, of course, the patented spinning whizzy move – it’s all there, or can be, in the recently released “Foosball 2012”. Not only that, but “Foosball 2012” has included trickeration and changes that were never… [Continue Reading]

The Real Madrid [Not The Fake]

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Surely, many times you have sat on your couch pondering to yourself – “How would life had been different had my genetic DNA been more like that of Cristiano Ronaldo? What sort of life did Ronaldo lead before becoming a millionaire playboy soccer star? Was peanut butter ever involved?”. Undoubtedly, these questions weighed heavily you’re… [Continue Reading]

Cubs Don’t Win…Again

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Seeing the depth of the Chicago Cubs’ World Series history in Major League Baseball, it makes perfect sense that, as long as we’re willing to suspend all disbelief that they could ever actually make it there in the future, might as well have them win it too, right? So, for pure fantasy on National Blow… [Continue Reading]

Jet Velocity 3D

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Description A 3D future racing game with infinite number of levels. Fully 3D realtime rendered wipeout like racing game. Includes both a campaign mode of 10 base levels, playing these unlocks new ships. Instructions Use the arrow keys.

Jet Velocity 2

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Description 3D futuristic action racing game. Blast your opponents to pieces. Instructions Use the arrow keys or WASD to control your ship. Fire weapons with HJKL or Space.

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