WildStar Lures Men With New MMO Featuring Giant Breasts

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Nobody is much surprised any longer when a new video game is about to be released and it features kick-ass female characters with giant digi-breasts – call it the Lara Croft Effect – so, males, try and keep your eyeballs off the stationary digi-breasts of this hillbilly-speechifyin’ female character as she tells you all about… [Continue Reading]

Omerta Makes You A Deal You Can’t Refuse

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“Omerta: City of Gangsters” is set to deploy its crime families next week but if you go to the online Omerta MMO, create a profile and get a voucher code, then once you reach Associate level in the console game, you will be eligible for various prizes such as tablets, free lasagna dinners from Guido’s… [Continue Reading]

Star Galaxy Superhappyfuntime!

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The newest MMO on the block comes from Yahoo! Japan and is called “Star Galaxy”. What sounds sort of like the space age vehicle name of a car from Ford in 1966 is actually an MMO that may support up to 2000 players on one stellar battlefield a la that big Empire-Republic shootout in “Star… [Continue Reading]

They’re Going To Be Really Angry About The Price Of Popcorn

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Who wants a bunch of angry birds in a movie theatre? Apparently Rovio does. The maker of the popular video game Angry Birds is bringing the foul fowl to the movie screen in “Angry Bords: The Movie” – an animated 3D version of the game. You thought the birds were angry before? Well, get ready… [Continue Reading]

Grand Theft Auto V – Size Matters

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In “Grand Theft Auto V”[due in Spring 2013], you will have your choice of crazy-ass playable character A, crazy-ass playable character B or crazy-ass playable character C – all interchangeable – in one big playing world the approximate size of Saturn. Oh yeah, and car chases, swimming pools and poor clothing choices, as seen in… [Continue Reading]

The Train Of Pain

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The train is a perfect mode of public transportation…that is, unless an assassin happens to be on board…and he or she is promoting Assassin’s Creed 3′s Liberation bundle available on Sony’s handheld PlayStation Vita. Then you’re probably in trouble…

Saved By Zero

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You know those dungeons you like so much in “Elder Scrolls”? What if you could get an entire game designed and operated in the same format [procedural generation]? That would be even more awesomer than awesomer – possibly awesomest, right? Well, except for the fact that it looks like you’re living on newfound moon of… [Continue Reading]

A Battle Cattle Call

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In two short months, Sony will unleash plans to unleash pure chaos upon an unsuspecting general public in its “PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale” as characters from many of its popular games confront each other on various battlegrounds in an all-out melee to determine world supremacy [at least in the PlayStation universe, anyway]. The game is… [Continue Reading]

Orc – The Other White Meat

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It is a little known fact that all imaginary Orcs [not the real ones which come from Tolkien] come from the planet Orcalon, which just so happened to be the second cousin twice-removed planet to Ork – the home planet of Robin Williams. Without this knowledge, most male American teenagers would have been unable to… [Continue Reading]

Did The Cheetos Make It To Day Z?

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An infectious disease has wiped out most of the world’s population but you, you lucky dog, were spared – and if that’s not good enough news for you, you also survived in a wasteland in the Soviet Union with a bunch of zombies. What a lucky break! Go out and purchase a lottery ticket right… [Continue Reading]

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