Madden’s March Madness

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We are a single solitary week away from the biggest collective male orgasm in the country – a little something called March Madness – and EA Sports has decided to get in on a little of that action by presenting a 64-player bracket to potential users to vote on who should grace the cover of… [Continue Reading]

WildStar Lures Men With New MMO Featuring Giant Breasts

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Nobody is much surprised any longer when a new video game is about to be released and it features kick-ass female characters with giant digi-breasts – call it the Lara Croft Effect – so, males, try and keep your eyeballs off the stationary digi-breasts of this hillbilly-speechifyin’ female character as she tells you all about… [Continue Reading]

Pork Party Turns Psychedelic

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Banking on “Pass The Pigs” to be one of those classic party games that people don’t remember playing the next day. It could be because the old game featured pigs in the boring old pig colors of pink, black, brown and white [even though black and brown pigs are most certainly genetic oddities]. So, the… [Continue Reading]

Cat Beats Out Dried Booger As New Monopoly Game Piece

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Something had to go – the iron, the shoe or the wheelbarrow – from the Monopoly game, so Hasbro put it to a popular vote and fans decided that they still needed a shoe and wheelbarrow but an iron was not required for financial domination. To replace the iron, the contenders were a cat, robot,… [Continue Reading]

Free Is A Very Good Price

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“TERA” launched as a subscription-based MMO last year but discovered that if it wanted to stay in operation then free is a very good price. The South Korean-based MMO becomes the latest subscription-based MMO to adopt the free-to-play model – which will be called “TERA: Rising” – after spending nine months in 2012 as a… [Continue Reading]

Square Enix Has More Fantasies Than A 16-Year-Old Boy

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Square Enix – the maker of the MMO “Final Fantasy” video game franchise is going to be busy in 2013 – and we don’t just mean counting their money [though they’ll probably have a few bean-counters polishing their pencils]. First, the gamemaker will release “Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn” for beta testing on PC’s… [Continue Reading]

Millions Of Thumbs Damaged As Twitterati Wars Erupt In Tweeria

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It could be something as simple as a tweet that “the taxi cab driver just farted” – but that simple cabbie flatulence could send a fireball of doom toward one of your friends or followers on Twitter in a new MMO game called “Tweeria” where mere tweets could be the difference between life and death… [Continue Reading]

EverQuest Next To Reveal Largest Sandbox Ever, Orders Extra Sand From Bahamas

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Sony’s newest MMO “EverQuest Next” is being touted as the largest sandbox video game ever. Of course, that’s coming from one of the company’s gaming executives so you can be sure there is no hyperbole – but the newest version of the franchise is said to be an alternate world to Norrath where events and… [Continue Reading]

Steamboat Willie Could Meet Groundskeeper Willie In A Willie Battle Royale

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Disney has finally entered the MMO gaming universe with an upcoming open world MMO titled “Disney Infinity” that will allow players to take elements from various Disney properties and pit them against each other or in conjunction with each other in a Disney-fied MMO world that is expected to focus on characters from recent Disney… [Continue Reading]

New Flight Simulator Game Offers Everything Except Frequent Flier Miles

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This time of year, the airports are a zoo, the seats are cramped and the guy next to you keeps farting at inappropriate times. What can you do beside sign up for the newest MMO flight simulator game “Saitek Combat Fighter” – but you will need Microsoft’s Flight Simulator X first – which provides you… [Continue Reading]

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