Madden’s March Madness

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We are a single solitary week away from the biggest collective male orgasm in the country – a little something called March Madness – and EA Sports has decided to get in on a little of that action by presenting a 64-player bracket to potential users to vote on who should grace the cover of… [Continue Reading]

WildStar Lures Men With New MMO Featuring Giant Breasts

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Nobody is much surprised any longer when a new video game is about to be released and it features kick-ass female characters with giant digi-breasts – call it the Lara Croft Effect – so, males, try and keep your eyeballs off the stationary digi-breasts of this hillbilly-speechifyin’ female character as she tells you all about… [Continue Reading]

Pork Party Turns Psychedelic

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Banking on “Pass The Pigs” to be one of those classic party games that people don’t remember playing the next day. It could be because the old game featured pigs in the boring old pig colors of pink, black, brown and white [even though black and brown pigs are most certainly genetic oddities]. So, the… [Continue Reading]

Cat Beats Out Dried Booger As New Monopoly Game Piece

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Something had to go – the iron, the shoe or the wheelbarrow – from the Monopoly game, so Hasbro put it to a popular vote and fans decided that they still needed a shoe and wheelbarrow but an iron was not required for financial domination. To replace the iron, the contenders were a cat, robot,… [Continue Reading]

With North Korean Market Full Of Nutballs, China Brings Martial Arts MMO To West

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If you liked any of those chop-socky films of yore or merely like eating Chinese food with chopsticks which you can then fashion into dangerous weapons of death to subdue your adversary who has taken the form of an evil dragon of the underworld, then you will most surely be interested in playing “Age of… [Continue Reading]

Omerta Makes You A Deal You Can’t Refuse

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“Omerta: City of Gangsters” is set to deploy its crime families next week but if you go to the online Omerta MMO, create a profile and get a voucher code, then once you reach Associate level in the console game, you will be eligible for various prizes such as tablets, free lasagna dinners from Guido’s… [Continue Reading]

The Doctor Says: Watch Out For The Lime And The Coconut

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A new downloadable content pack ["Zack Island"] is available for “Dead or Alive 5″ on January 23, 2013 for PS3 [January 29, 2013 for Xbox 360] and if you need another reason to see women in bikinis fighting on a tropical beach, then we can’t help you…

Workers Everywhere Get An Hour Break Today For Google’s Zamboni Day

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Professional hockey begins again on Saturday but screw that – today is Zamboni Day! Courtesy of the latest Google doodle, people visiting the main Google search page will be greeted with a Zamboni ice-clearing game in honor of what would have been inventor Frank Zamboni’s 112th birthday and guaranteeing that no work will get done… [Continue Reading]

There Goes The DC Neighborhood

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It’s anarchy in the DC Comics universe as heroes are fighting heroes and while, normally, this would be a good thing for the villains – they don’t get off the hook so easily in “Injustice: Gods Amongs Us”, due to be released on April 16, 2013 [with special "Battle" editions for PS3 and Xbox]…

Free Is A Very Good Price

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“TERA” launched as a subscription-based MMO last year but discovered that if it wanted to stay in operation then free is a very good price. The South Korean-based MMO becomes the latest subscription-based MMO to adopt the free-to-play model – which will be called “TERA: Rising” – after spending nine months in 2012 as a… [Continue Reading]

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