New Luke Skywalker Action Figure: Them’s Fightin’ Words

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With three more “Star Wars” films coming beginning in 2015, there is a sizeable consumer spending gap to fill between now and then, which Disney and Hasbro have chosen to fill with a new action figure collectible series called the “Black Series”. Whereas most older people will fondly remember their 3.75-inch collectible action figures from… [Continue Reading]

Those Lacking Musical Talent Celebrate National Kazoo Day

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It’s January 28 and you know what that means – it’s National Take Your Kazoo To Work Day – the one day during the year when you can celebrate your lack of musical talent by humming vague renditions of what you can tell people are songs even if the sound you are emitting is indistinguishable… [Continue Reading]

New Aston Martin Dipped In Silver, Dubbed Silverfinger

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The new 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish Centenary Edition [marking the 100th anniversary of Aston Martin and which includes sterling silver badges, silver thread on a black leather interior, a pair of glass keys, solid silver cuff links and Bang & Olufsen headphones] was unveiled earlier this month and orders for the newest Aston are reportedly… [Continue Reading]

Kapow!!! Batmobile Goes For $4.2 Million

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It only took George Barris 15 days and $15,000 to turn a 1955 Lincoln Futura concept car into the original Batmobile used on the classic “Batman” television series. Barris bought the car for the princely sum of $1 from Ford and this weekend, the Batmobile was purchased by an Arizona businessman for $4.2 million [not... [Continue Reading]

Weinstein Concedes Slavery Film Action Figures Were Bad Idea, Fires Office Assistant

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The Weinstein Company – producers and distributors of the controversial, Quentin Tarantino-directed slavery film “Django: Unchained” has conceded that marketing action figures for the film was a bad idea and promised quick action, pulling all the action figures off the shelves and firing an office assistant who, upon hearing the news, looked at them the… [Continue Reading]

New Vette Vixen Unveiled Causing Men To Hyperventilate

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The new 2014 Corvette – C7, to be technical – was officially unveiled at the North American Auto Show and men all across America began hyperventilating and those over 40 years of age entered into premature stages of mid-life crisis. The new Vette is the star of the show as it is the first all-new… [Continue Reading]

Italian Nipples Reported To Be Exploding With Delight

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When it comes to the world of sex gadgetry, there is function and form, but in the end, there’s only function. Vibrators have it tough, everybody knows their job. Everybody. There’s not much mystery involved. So when Italian company Kokoro introduces their new Buxxxer vibrating lineup of Clitt, Geena and Woody [and hopefully we won’t... [Continue Reading]

Walking Reinvented For Lazy People

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Walking around can be so annoying and besides, you can get tired exerting all that energy putting one foot in front of another. That’s why SpnKix invented battery-powered skates for each foot that can cart your lazy ass around flat, smooth surfaces at upwards of a blazing 10 miles per hour for up to seven… [Continue Reading]

Sony Has Technology To Make You See Double Without Tequila

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How many times have you been racing against someone on a split screen only to be distracted by them driving into a wall, pedestrian or giant parade float shaped like a banana – causing you to crash and lose the race? Once, twice, 37 times? Well, Sony feels your pain and has invented what they… [Continue Reading]

Company Invents BrainCopter To Retrieve Beer And Chips

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We’ve all seen those helicopter dudes at the mall flying their remote control helicopters in your face and buzzing small children, but other than annoying the cat and crashing into the fireplace, those helicopters have an entertainment life of a day or two or whenever the battery gives out. Why couldn’t they invent a remote… [Continue Reading]

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