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Gravity Sucks Away Bullock And Clooney
May 13, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
There you are enjoying a nice little spacewalk and suddenly, something goes wrong and snaps your tether and you find yourself floating off into the … [Read More...]

Big Hero 6 Set To Have SuperHappyFunTime19
May 13, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
When you live in a sprawling metropolis named San Fransokyo, it’s obvious there are going to be some bad robots lurking about looking for extra … [Read More...]

Classic Spock Vs. New Spock
May 13, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
Despite the fact he is saddled with a boring Mercedes, classic Spock [Leonard Nimoy] from "Star Trek" teaches Audi-driving new Spock [Zachary Quinto] … [Read More...]

Child’s Play
May 11, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
The saying used to be - never send a kid to do a man's job - but now they say send a technologically-created superkid to do a man's job, especially … [Read More...]

Cruise Goes Back To The MI Money Trough For A Fifth Feeding
May 10, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
You may think that Tom Cruise has enough money but apparently he does not agree and as long as people keep lining up to see his film reboots of the … [Read More...]
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Madden’s March Madness
March 13, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
We are a single solitary week away from the biggest collective male orgasm in the country – a little something called March Madness – and EA Sports has decided to get in on a little of that action by presenting a 64-player bracket to potential users to vote on who should grace the cover of… [Continue Reading]

WildStar Lures Men With New MMO Featuring Giant Breasts
February 10, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
Nobody is much surprised any longer when a new video game is about to be released and it features kick-ass female characters with giant digi-breasts – call it the Lara Croft Effect – so, males, try and keep your eyeballs off the stationary digi-breasts of this hillbilly-speechifyin’ female character as she tells you all about… [Continue Reading]

Pork Party Turns Psychedelic
February 9, 2013 By Giant Release Editor Leave a Comment
Banking on “Pass The Pigs” to be one of those classic party games that people don’t remember playing the next day. It could be because the old game featured pigs in the boring old pig colors of pink, black, brown and white [even though black and brown pigs are most certainly genetic oddities]. So, the… [Continue Reading]

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